Saturday, December 13

I GIT TO BE LUCIA!!!!


MY LADEY SEZ I CAN BE THE SANKTA LUCIA TODAY IF I WARE MY HAT RITE BUT I HAVE A PROBLIM CUZ MY CANDLES ARE NOT EREKT HOW DO I MAKE THEM POINT STRATE UP ???????PLEEZE AND THANK YOO THIS IS AN EMERJINSY CUZ IF I DON'T GIT IT FIXED MAYBEY THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WILL GIT TO BE LUCIA AND HE JUST WOODN'T BE AS GOOD AS ME I'M THE BEST BOY IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY SEZ SO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

16 comments:

  1. Erect candles are a must to be Santa Lucia. Good luck with that handsome!

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  2. MomBean said something about rubbing them, but I don't get it.

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  3. Oh dear, there is nothing worse than candles that are not erect. Maybe there is something wrong with the candle holder?

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  4. Dad sed something about a purrty gerl candle and mom laffed but we don't get it...um, we think dat thing is apposeta be ON yoor head.

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  5. I think they sell a pill for that. You will make a lovely Sankta Lucia.

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  6. No erect candles? That might be a problem, Trip.

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  7. Trip you are such a gorgeous cat! I fall in love with you everytime I see your pictures. You ARE the best boy in the house even if your candles aren't straight.

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  8. ....you are so beautiful to meeee......

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  9. Do they make candle Viagra?

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  10. Come to mine purrthday on 17 dec! I is going to become a BIG MAN CAT then!

    'Oven

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  11. Mom is laughing too hard at all the comments to help us offer you any suggestions Tripper. We, on the other hand, don't get her. We hope you figure it out soon.

    Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

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  12. Tripper, you look very intense. I am glad you are taking your role so seriously. It's a very important duty to be a good Santa Lucia.

    Maybe if you looked at a photo of Parker's belly your candles would, um, sort themselves out. Just sayin'.

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  13. Mmmmm....I'm not sure how to get candles erect - maybe you could ask Skeezix, I think he knows or at least he used to - I haven't heard about his "problem" in quite awhile.

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  14. Hey Tripper!! We gave you an award!!!!

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  15. Hiya Tripper!

    Weez gots Danish blud in uz. Well, Redz gots Nor-wee-jun Forrest so sez the Slaves an so we knowz wut dat wreet ting iz. Haz you evurr seen da movie, "The Ref"? Dat wuz funny wit de wreet on da ladiez hed, jes lyke yures.

    Weez addin' ya to ower lizt (not the Santy Claws one, de "Cool Catz" an Slaves is now followin' Awl rite?

    Luv,

    The Hyggecats

    Pee Ess - (an dis wuz sooo funnee...) one tyme Lady-slave putz a sok wit holz furr de eyez on Blanchez hed an callz her de In-glish Payshunt. Ha ha!

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