YO, SANTA!!!!!

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I GOT A NOO KAMRA SAY CHEEEZE!!!!!!

HA HA HA I GOT A NEW KAMRA IT'S VARY NICE AND GOZE GOOD WITH THE BELLZ ON MY COLLAR. THE FERST THING I DID WAS TAKE A PIKCHER OF MY BYOOTIFUL NON-UPPITY GERLFREND I THINK YOO'LL AGREE SHE'S VARY STACHOOESK BOY I COOD JUST LOOK AT HER ALL DAY DON'T TELL PARKER:




AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF MY LUNCH:


AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF ME INSIDE LOOKING OWTSIDE WARE THE LUNCH PLACE IS:


AND HEER IS THE FOREST IT IS MY TERF!!!!


LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND FUR MY HARUM!!!! SHE IS VARY NICE TO ME SHE DUZN'T TALK BAK OR GIT ALL UPPITY WICH AS ALL YOO MANCATS KNOW IS VARY IMPORTUNT I DON'T KNOW HOW ROCKY DUZ IT CUZ I THINK ALL HIZ GERLCATS IXSEPT MAYBEY FUR HALLOWEEN IS UPPITY BUT THIS ONE'S NICE ALTHO SHE WON'T TELL ME HER NAME SUMTIMES WIN I RUB AGINST HER SHE ROLLZ OVER AND SHOZE ME HER TUMMY LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I LOVE DA NOO YORK YANKEEZ!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

IF WE HAVE WERLD PEESE,
YOO'LL SEE LOTS OF DUVS FLYING AROWND
AND DUVS ARE YUMMY!!!!
SO GIVE PEESE A CHANSE!!!!

I'M A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOO CAN BIGGIFY TO SEE ALL THE DETAILS I WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS IN MARTHA STEWART'S HALLOWEEN PET FOTO CONTEST I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GIT FERST PLACE CUZ THE WINNER WAS A SISSY DOG AND I AM DEFINITLY A BIG MAN CAT I'M LAFFIN AND LAFFIN' LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

BEEZER WINT TO DA BRIDGE

ONE OF OWR FRENDS NAMED BEEZER HAS WINT TO THE RANEBOW BRIDGE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HIS BLOG TO GIVE HIS MOM LOTS OF PURRS CUZ SHE WAS REELY IN LOVE WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY LADEY LUVS ME.

MY NEW BEST FREND ROCKY!!!!!

ROCKY AND ME KINDA SLEEPED TOGETHER LAST NITE WITH OWR HEDS CUDDLED TOGETHER SO I THINK HE IS MY NEW BEST FREND KINDA LIKE HOUSE AND WILSON WHY DUZ MY LADEY CALL ME MOOSE??? LIFE'S A TRIP!

MEOW LIKE A PIRATE!

I'M GONNA SPEND DA DAY PILLAGING AND BUNNYKIKKING AND LOOKING FOR THAT CAT WITH NINE TALES!!!!! MRAOOOWW! ARGGGGGG! AVAST YE MATEYS BLOW ME DOWN. LIFES A TRIP!!!!

DON'T FURGIT TO CHEK ME OWT IN THE PIRATE PURRADE AT THE CAT'S MEOW.

Flaked Out on Friday

ENTER MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST

MY LADEY IS HOSTING A MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST ON THE CAT'S MEOW BLOG AND EVEN THO I'M GOING TO WIN IT YOO CAN STILL ENTER AND HAVE FUN CLICK HERE TO CHEK IT OWT LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY 4 THE WERLD'S GRATEST HUNTER!

MY LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

MY HOLE LIFE I HAVE WUNTED TO BE BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO IF HE WAS MY FREND I WOOD RUN AND PLAY WITH HIM AND BUNNYKIK HIM AND TONITE WE HANGED OUT JUST LIKE DOODS ON THE BED TOGETHER I THINK HE LIKES ME HE REELY REELY LIKES ME!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!

Siesta Saturday

I FOWND THIS OLD TRUNK FULL OF JUNK AND A LOT OF STOOPID SISSY CAT CLOTHES SO I KLIMED IN AND MADE IT MY BED AND AS YOO CAN SEE IT'S VARY CUMFY HEY LADEEZE ANYBUDDY WANNA JOIN ME????? HAPPY WEEKEND! LIFE'S A TRIP!

WISKERHUMP WENZDAY

Tung Toozday

ADMIT IT, LADEEZ, YOO WUNT ME!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

THANKFUL THURZDAY

I AM THANKFUL THARE ARE SO MANY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY THINGS IN MY HOWSE TO EET!!!! NO WUNDER I'M A PORKER!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

TABBY TOOZDAY

I'M THE KING OF THE WERLD!!!!!!!!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!

WIN DO THE IXPLOZHUNS START????????????????????????

TABBY TUMMY TOOZDAY

BIGGIFY IT LAYDEEZ TO GIT THE FULL EFFEKT AND GO THUD!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

Freaky Friday

HEER I AM WITH MY NEW BESTIES MAO AND ROCKY WE ARE JUST HANGIN LIKE A BUNCH OF HOT MANCATS AND I AM GIVIN THEM MY BEST MANCAT TIPS I THINK MAO AND ROCKY HAVE A BROMANCE GOIN ON BETWEEN THEM BUT ROCKY DUZN'T GIT JELLUS WIN I GIVE MAO LIKS I'VE GOT ENUF LIKS FUR EVRYBUDDY!!!!!

TABBY TOZE TOOZDAY

LADEEZ TAKE A LOOK AT THOZE BIG MANCAT TOZE YES I AM SLEEPING WITH MY ARMS STIKKING STRATE OWT TO MAKE SHUR YOO CAN SEE MY GINORMOUS PAWS AND YOO KNOW WHUT BIG PAWS MEEN, DONTCHA LADEEZ??!!?? LINE FORMS TO THE RITE LIFE'S A TRIP!

3 WERD WEDNESDAY

WEN PIGZ FLY!

PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM

THIS IS PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM WITH MY HEAD ON MY OWN SPESHUL PILLOW AND MY BOOTAY ON THE MAN'S PILLOW IT IS VARY KUMFTERBUL I HIGHLY REKUMEND THIS TEKNEEK LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

LADEEZ, YOO MITE WUNT TO BIGGIFY IT TO SEE WHUT A HUNKA HUNKA BERNIN' LOVE I AM THAT WAY YOO CAN SEE MY BIGNESS BETTER BECUZ I AM A BIGMANCAT!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP! PEE ESS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT LITTUL WITE RAT CAT STOP KRYING????? JEEZ HE'S DRIVIN ME KRAZY!

MANCAT MOON ON MONDAY!!!!!

YOO CAN KLIK TO BIGGIFY IF YOO WUNT A BETTER LOOK AT MY BYOO!!!TIFUL BOO-TAY! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

PEE ESS: HAY EVRYBUDDY, MY BEST FREND MONTY Q KAT DID A MOONDAY SHOT TOO CHEK IT OWT HE HAS GOOD HIGH-JEEN!!!!

TOES TOOZDAY

WORDLESS WISKERHUMP WENZDAY

WORDLESS WENZDAY

TOES TOOZDAY

I AM SOWND ASLEPP IN THIS PIKCHER I THINK I AM DREEMING OF PUTTING MY ARMS AROWND PARKER HOO IS MY GERLFREND CAT SHE'S PURRFIKT FUR ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY

MY BRUDDER!

THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAY MAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

MY PLAYBOY POZE

GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZ I AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND ME AT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFF LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!

I'M IN A MOOVEY!!!!

MY LADY MADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY AND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZ SHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!! MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP WENZDAY

THANKS FINNY BUDDY AND JAZZY FUR SENDING ME THIS GRATE PIKCHER!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!! EVRY DAY!!!!

ANYBUDDY WANNA NAP???

IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TO KEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO I NAP A LOT AND I NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE HOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELF TO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOOD CUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!! LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKY AND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUM AND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKING ANYTIME THE URJE STRIKES AND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

THIS IS MY WILD LOOK CUZ I'M NOT ONLY A BIGMANCAT BUT I'M ALSO WILD AND YOO CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES DID YOO REED ABOWT CHASE THE MANCAT YAKKING IN THE LUNCH SAK??? THAT KRAKT ME UP AND I YAKKED YESTERDAY I HAD A GRATE MANCAT DAY FERST I GOT RID OF MY STOOPID COLLAR AND THAT WAS THE 4TH COLLAR I GOT RID OF THIS MUNTH AND THEN I WINT AND MADE A BERD GO DED AND ATE HIM UP RITE OWTSIDE THE KICCHEN DOOR WELL I DIDN'T EET HIM ALL UP I LEFT THE FETHERS AND LEGS OWT THARE AS A PREZINT FUR MY LADY AND THEN I CAME IN THE HOWSE WITH FETHERS ALL OVER ME AND MY WISKERS AND I HERLED ALL OVER THE KICHEN FLOOR WILE MY LADY WAS MAKIN DINNER I KINDA PROOVED TO HER THAT I WUZ THE WUN HOO ATE THE BERD ALL UP AND SHE MUST HAVE BIN IMPREST BECUZ SHE SED MY NAME LOWD AND THEN THE MAN KLEENED UP THE YAK HMMMM I WUNDER WIN THEY'RE GONNA LET ME GO OWTSIDE AGIN????

HOO'S GONNA KISS ME???????????? LINE UP LADEEZ!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

Happy Fat Toozday!!!!

HAPPY VD PURRFEKLY PARKER!!!!!!

HEER IS THE VALENTINE I MADE FUR MY GERLCAT FREND PURRFEKTLY PARKER HOO IS HOT HOT HOT AND SHE'S GOT THIS WEIRD ONE GREEN EYE ONE BLOO EYE THING GOIN THAT KINDA FREEKS ME OWT BUT THAT'S OKAY I MADE HER A VALENTINE WITH MY OWN 4 PAWS IT WAS HARD CUZ I HAD TO USE SIZZERS AND GLOO AND I GOT IN TRUBBLE FUR RUNNING WITH SIZZERS BUT HEY! THAT'S WHUT I DO! AND I PUT GLITTER ALL OVER IT TO MAKE IT SHINY AND NOW THARE'S GLITTER IN MY POOP!!! I WOODA PUT IN ON THE VALENTINE BUT THE POST OFFISS MITE GIT MAD I USED AS MANY COLORS AS I COOD SO IT WOOD BE BYOOTIFUL CUZ I REELY WUNT PARKER TO BE MY GERLCAT FREND FUR THE SECUND YEER IN A ROW CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOO WILL HAVE ME AND SHE LIKE BUNNYKIKKIN HAPPY VD PARKER LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!! AND IF PARKER WON'T HAVE ME I'M TAKIN APPLIKAYSHUNS LINE UP GERLS!!!!!

I'M ON FIRE WITH DEEZIRE!!!!

DID YOO KNOW YOO CAN FIND PIKCHERS OF HOT GERLCATS ON THE INNERNETS????? JUST TIPE IT IN THE GOOGLE AND THARE YOO ARE!!!! WOW!!! I COOD LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY! THEY GIT ME ALL FIRED UP!!!!!


UNFORCHEWNITLY, SUMBUDDY IS KEEPIN A WATCH ON ME. SHE'S JUST LIKE CEILING CAT, ONLY SCARIER. NO MATTER WARE I GO OR WHUT I DO, SHE'S THARE STARING DOWN AT ME. I GET THE FEELING I WAS DOIN SUMTHING I SHOODN'T HAVE BIN DOIN.

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

jake my tabby bro' i will miss yoo i cant rite in caps cuz i feel vary small and sad