Monday, December 28

YO, SANTA!!!!!

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.

16 comments:

  1. Trip< we are sorry Santa is late getting to your house. We don't believe half the naughty things they say about you!

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  2. I think that is horrible that Santa isn't here yet for you Trip.. I wonder what's holding him up? I mean if you were bad you should have gotten some coal or something. Could Mao have stolen your presents?

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  3. You mean Santa didn't make it to your house yet?? Check the chimney...maybe he's stuck in there....

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  4. Oh, Tripper, that's awful! I sure hope the man in red shows up soon ... or the presents at least.

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  5. Well, it sure sounds like you have been a good boy, Tripper! Santa did not bring me very many presents this year, either. But the ones I did get were good!

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  6. uh oh, we's sorry santa has not gotted there yet!!!

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  7. Awwww...Santa didn't send you nothin'? Even after you sent me that great Christmas card?
    That's awful...
    That's rotten...
    That SUX!!!

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  8. OH NO! He couldn't possibly have skipped your house! Maybe his GPS gotted him lost!

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  9. Santa didn't visit you? That is terrible!!! We hope he gets there soon!

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  10. oh, trip! that's awful!! i will share our catsmas loot wif you--we gots lotsa nip an' a plastic circle wif a ball innit that you could bunnykik inta next week! c'mon an' teleport ofur an' we'll gif xing a chasin' she'll nefur furgit (but i don't think you should bunnykik her; her claws are awful sharp! nobuddy could belief you were "naughty"--you is just the most fun i kin imagine!!

    --yer furriend, igmu

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  11. Wait, what? Sandy Claws din't give yoo any purresents? Are yoo sure yoo looked in da right place? Sometimes he gets afused, ya know, cuz he's really old...like, effun older den our mom!

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  12. Oh Trip, we hope you get your presents soon. It sounds to us that you are a very good cat and should get lots of prezzies.

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  13. Oh, Tripper ... Santa is kinda old an' he may have gotten senile 'bout stoppin' at your house an' stuff. I think that you need to practice your bunnykicking an' then unleash your wrath on Santa next time he's around. Whaddya think?
    DMM

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