YO, SANTA!!!!!

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.