Sunday, June 13

STARTS WITH A T AND RIMES WITH P THAT STANDS FOR POOL

YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:



AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????




11 comments:

  1. Wow Trip, you were very, um ..thorough...with the scratches. I'm sure the Tripper Down Man understands you didn't mean to do it and he will forgive you. I can't believe he didn't like the gifts you brought him. Apparently he doesn't realize that the heads are the yummiest part, and what an honor it was to receive such special gifts. We hope his scratches aren't too hurty and they heal very quickly.

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  2. You made BLOODS come out? Well, I think you just need to learn a little bit more claw control. The rule is: scratching and biting are okay, as long as you do not make any bloods come out.

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  3. Wowza! Trip, we predict a claw clip in your future.
    Good job on the hunting!

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  4. Wow! I see they are making you work for your apology. I am sure they will get over it soon (good thing you didn't make him go ded).

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  5. Crap Tripper, if one of us did dat to our down man he would go ded! We ain't saying he's a wimp...okay, he is a wimp. Let's see, a snake and a mouse but no forgiveness yet. Maybe yoo should try a skwerrel or a bunny...

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  6. You got some sharp toe nails! We hope the Tripper Down Man is OK!

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  7. Oh dear Trip... Hope the Tripper Down Man is okay! You did a pretty thorough scratch job on him dude! :)xxx

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  8. Whoa, Bro! You gotta be careful with the claws or they might make you get a concealed weapons license for them things!

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  9. Tripper, have you purred on the Tripper Down Man since you did this? We bet that would help. We are surprised that he didn't like the gifts you left him.....

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  10. It's probably a good thing that you left the Tripper Down Man's head off and didn't make him go dead.

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  11. We did not know that ya live in River City!

    Careful with them claws there. Next thing you know, The Tripper Down Man and The Ladey will team up and put girly Soft Paws claw covers on you. Oh wait. You might like those, cause they come in lots of different colors.

    Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

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