NOMS!!!!!!

GESS WHUT PEEPLES????? MY LADEY WINT TO HAVE BREKFIST WITH DKM AND I SAW THIS PIKCHER THAT WAS TAKEN THERE AND I THINK AFTER MY LADEY HAD BREKFIST SHE ORDERD THIS LUNCH FOR ME (TO GO OF KORSE CUZ I'M NOT BIG ON DRIVING A CAR UNLESS I GET TO DO THE DRIVING WICH I WOOD DO MOST ENTHOOOZIASTLY EXSEPT WELL I DON'T HAVE A LIE SCENSE (WICH WOOD BE EEZY FOR ME TO GIT CUZ I LIE A LOT AND I'M GOOD AT IT) AND THE BIG EARED FURRIES ARE VARY DELISHUS EXCEPT FOR THE EERS WICH ARE A LITTLE CHEWY AND WIN YOU PULL OWT THARE GUTZ THE GUTZ CAN STRETCH OWT FOR ABOUT 3 MILES ISNT THIS FURRY YUM YUM YUMMY LOOKING? I THINK MY LADEY IS BRINGING ME MY LUNCH CUZ SHE'S SO GRATEFUL FOR THE LIZZERD I GOT FOR HER WIN SHE WAS IN DA HOSPITUL SHE SKREEMED WITH DEELITE WIN SHE SAW IT.

BAD NOOZ

INNERNETS, I HAVE SUM VARY BAD NOOZ MY LADEY WILL NOT LET ME PUT UP PIKCHERS OF ALL THE PREZINTS I BRING TO HER ANYMORE AND SHE WONT EVEN GO OWT THE FRUNT DOOR TO LOOK AT MY PREZINTS IN THE MORNING UNTIL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN HAS PUT THEM IN THE BIG GREEN GOODBYE KRAP BOX MY LADEY TRIDE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BY GIVING ME MORE BELLS AND THEY DON'T LET ME CHASE THE WITE RAT ANYMORE CUZ SUM OF MY PREZINTS WERE BIGGER THAN HIM (LIKE WHUT IZN'T????? HE'S A MIJJIT.)