FOR THOZE OF YOO HOO ARE TRYING TO BEEKUM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LEMME GIVE YOO A TIP ALWAYS GIVE YER LADEY THE BEST BERTHDAY GIFT YOO CAN AFFORD OR MANIDGE TO KETCH LIKE ME TODAY WUZ MY LADEY'S BERTHDAY SO I GOT UP ERLY AND DINT SLEEP IN AND GOT HER A PREZINT AND PUT A BOW ON IT A RED BOW THAT'S MY FAVERITE COLOR AND WIN SHE SAW IT SHE WUZ SO IXSITED SHE SKREEMED AND SED TRIPPER IN HER OWTSIDE VOICE AND WHUT DID MAO GIT HER??? BUPPKISS. WHUT DID THE WITE RAT GIT HER??? NADA! WHUT DID MY PAL THE GEEZER ROCKY GIT HER? ZILCH! HE SLEEPED RITE THRU HER BERTHDAY! WICH IS WHY I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!
