Thursday, November 6

DONA NOBIS PACEM

I LOVE PEESE. LIKE PEESES OF TOONA THOZE ARE YUMMY AND PEESES OF CHIKKIN OR HAMBERGERS WHUT????? REELLY??? OH MY BAD. THIS IS ALL ABOWT THE PEESE WARE PEEPUL OR CATS DON'T KILL BUT INSTED ARE IN A HAPPY PLACE SO I GESS THAT MEENS I WON'T BE CAMPED UNDER THE BERD FEEDER TODAY IN HONOR OF MIMI LENNOX I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY BERDS OR GOFERS GO DED TODAY THIS WAS NOT A GOOD WEEK IN ONE WAY CUZ MY LADEY GOT LADE OFF ALL CUZ OF GEORGE BUSH AND HOW HE RECKED THE COUNTRY BUT IT IS A GOOD WEEK CUZ WE ELEKTED A PREZIDENT HOOZ VEEPEE IZN'T HOT TO START BOMMING THE BEEJEZUS OWT OF EVRY COUNTRY ON THE GLOBE EVEN THE ONES SHE CAN'T SEE FRUM HER HOWSE AND SHE PURRNOWNSES NOOKLEEUR "NOOK-YOO-LER" JUST LIKE GEORGE BUSH WICH DRIVES MY LADEY INSANE  I LOVE MIMI LENNOX CUZ SHE LOOKS GOOD IN A PENSIL SKERT AND SHE GITS EVRYBUDDY THINKIN ABOWT PEESE EVEN IF IT MEENS I CAN'T MAKE BERDS GO DED TODAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

28 comments:

Gandalf and Grayson said...

OK, Trip. Just for you, we will not deaded any Evil Squirrel, Rude Lizards or Birdies either today. We are Purring and Purring for Peace!

Hootin' Anni said...

This is PURRfect!!!

Come on over, and read my impressions of peace if you can find time today.

Michelle said...

That is CUTE! Peace to all cats. :-)

Parker said...

Peace to you my wonderful psycho love muffin!

The Meezers said...

Purrs and peace to you! we is sorry that we didn't know your lady gotted laid off. we feel so bad! we knows how that is 'acuase both our mommy and daddy was laid off for 18 months each.
please tell your lady to let us know if she needs anything.

And good job not making anything go ded today!!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Wait you make deaded goofers??? Can you PLEASE come to the barn, Snap would like to introduce you to about 15 of them that scare the bejeeses out of her when they pop up from the ground.

We're so sorry your Lady was laid off but you're right, we can finally hope after trying to hibernate for 8 years.

Chase

Shadow / Molly said...

Trip, yoo done good we is proud of yoo!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You can always go and kill berds tomorrow Trip

jennifer said...

The berds and gofers are heaving a sigh of relief!

I adore Cowboy Cats even more now that I know they love peace.

Ivanhoe said...

Love that cowboy hat of yours.
Peace & love to you from Ohio :o)

Daisy said...

Oh Tripper, you are such a trip! I am glad you are doing your little part for peace. I am very proud of you! Peace to you.

ps: That "nucular" word drives us crazy, too!

DEBRA said...

Peece too yoo too Psyko

purrs for peece
Abby

Junior said...

I guess I will try ot be peaceful with my brother today.~~Orion

We are sorry your lady got laid off.~~~All of us.

Travis said...

I admire your restraint today!

Peace!

Ariel said...

Great globe peace and love to you Tripper :)

T'Abby Normal said...

You hat looks good with your ears.

Peace,
Abby & Stygia

~*~Patty Szymkowicz said...

Sending *Peace*Love*Light* to All!!! Amazing how many kitty kats for Peace :)

Pablo said...

Peace to you, Cowboy Trip! Sorry to hear about your FL... hope everything will be ok. Here's to a brighter future.

Pumpkin said...

Yup, yoo can't make ded animals today. Peace dood!

Raven said...

Fun post. Hope your person finds a new job soon. Better days are coming. Peace.

Mimi Lenox said...

No you can't "make birds go dead" today. (That seriously cracked me up) It's Peace Day for Heaven's sakes.
But thanks for saying I looked good in a pencil skirt. I'll put one on tomorrow just for you. And no matter how hard I try I will never be able to speak in catspeak.

And no, you can't make birds go dead tomorrow either....
Just sayin'....

BonzoGal said...

Tripper, sometimes just trying to follow your train of thought can be peaceful, because by the time I get to the end my brain is too confused to do anything aggressive! So it worked!

Peace to you, you happy psyko mancat dood!

Julie said...

You are one cool kitty Mr. Tripper!

May the spirit of peace take over!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Excellent points, Tripper ... You are so eloquent. Mom told me to tell you that her students like your jester photo an' the photo of when you're a pirate.

Oh, an' tell the FL that Mom hates it when people say "noo-kyoo-luhr," too ... She says that they're dumbsh*ts an' should stop reproducin' ... Don't get her started on the king o' the dumbsh*ts (Dubya).

Cheers, dood!
DMM

Eric and Flynn said...

We are sorry your FL got laid off.
Did you manage not to make anything go dead then? We haven't deaded anything since we got out of purrizen. Probly cuz we're spending all our time in front of the fire.

cheryl said...

you are just the most marvelous trip in the world, buddy! wish i could hug you and pet you (but i wouldn't call you "george"; gosh, i hate that name . . . and nookyoolur . . . and people who don't know africa is a continent, not a country . . . and--oh, ferget it, we'll be here all day.)

pets & skritches,
meower mom

meemsnyc said...

Peace on earth to you and all kitties.

Beethoven said...

Hey Trip, you're invited over on Saturday! Here's the invitation!