Saturday, May 8

I AM SOOOOO MAD!!!!!

I GOT (CAWT) MY LADEY THE VARY BEST MUTHER'S DAY PREZINT EVER!!!! I BROT HER A LIZZERD THAT I GOT DEDDED AND I LEFT THE BODY ON THE FRUNT PORCH MAT AND ITS HED ON THE BAK DEK MAT SO THAT NO MATTER WICH DOOR SHE WINT OUT SHE WOOD SEE MY PREZINT AND YOO WOODN'T BEELEEVE WHUT HAPPEND!!!!!!!!!!! A RACOON CAME UP AND ATE THE DEDDED LIZZERD HED ON THE BAK DEK MAT JUST LIKE THAT NOM NOM NOM..... NOW WTF IS THAT ALL ABOWT????? MY LADEY WUZ MAKIN LOTS OF SQWEELY NOIZES CUZ SHE COOD SEE THE COON GOING NOM NOM NOM ON HER PREZINT. IT WAS VARY DISTERBIN'. AND SHE STILL HAZN'T SEE DA LIZZERD BODY ON THE FRUNT PORCH YET I HOPE THE ANTS DON'T EET IT ALL GONE. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

10 comments:

  1. Your Ladey is the luckiest mom EVER to get such a great gift. We don't blame her for being so upset that her lizard head got stolen by the racoon, but we know she will be overjoyed when she goes out the front door and sees a beautiful headless lizard lying there especially for her.

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  2. Trip,
    You are a mighty hunter and we think your Mommy will like any (or all) parts of your gift! Sorry about the head, tho--that IS the best part.
    Happy Mother's Day to your Ladey from the 12 of us!

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  3. Wow! What a great gift--that was quite mean of the raccoon though!

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  4. I hate it when that happens!

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  5. "Wow" that is the greatest gift.Your mom is very lucky to have you.

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  6. Our mom woulda screamed too if we gave her a nice purresent like dat and a stoopid raccoon camed and eated it! Well, at least she haf da body out der on the front mat...maybe yoo should tell her to go get it afore da ants finish it off. Happy Mother's Day to da Food Lady.

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  7. Last year we gave our Mom a deaded bird. We left it right by the door for her. We're sorry your special present got messed up.

    Happy Mother's Day to your Mom!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  8. We hope the ants don't get it either and leave something for your lady!!

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  9. Tripper...it's the thought that counts. She knows what you did for her and she is very happy with it!

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  10. Wow! That's horrible! I hope she found the rest of her present!

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