Monday, May 24

FINELY!!!

AZ YOO KNOW I HAVE HAD A REELY HARD TIME GITTING MY LADEY TO TAKE MY PREZINTS A CUPPUL OF DAZE AGO I BROT HER A FURRY THING AND I KNOW FRUM THE FOOD NETWERK THAT PREZENTAYSHUN IS EVRYTHING SO I PULLED OWT ALL ITS INNERDS AND SPRED THEM AKROST THE DEK SO THEY LOOKED LIKE STREEMERS THE INNERDS STRETCHT OWT REEEEEELY FAR AND THEY WERE BRITE RED VARY FESTIVE BUT I THINK THE COONS ATE THE FURRY THING CUZ IT WUZ GON THE NEXT MORNING SO YESTERDAY WILE MY LADEY AND THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WERE AT CHERCH I CAWT A SLITHERY SNAKEY THING AND I PUT IT BY THE BAK DOOR



AND THEN I REARRANGED IT SO IT MADE A NICE SERKUL PATTERN



AND MAYBE I EATED JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THE HED CUZ HE WAS REEEEELY REEEEEEELY YUM YUM GOOD NOMS AND MY LADEY SAW IT AND SHE SED MY NAME REELY LOWD CUZ SHE LOVED MY PREZINT SO MUCH I AM GOOD AT GIVING GOOD PREZINTS I AM SO HAPPY I WAS PERSISTUNT AND KEEPED GIVING HER GOOD PREZINTS UNTIL SHE FOWND ONE I KNOW SHE LOVES ME EVEN MORE NOW BECUZ THE OTHER CATS ESPESHULLY THAT STOOPID STINKY GARAGE CAT NEVER GIVE HER ANY PREZINTS LIFES A TRIP!!!!!

10 comments:

  1. Yoo know it's a really good purresent when dey yell yoor name out really LOUD. concatulashuns Trip, we bet she was furry happy wif yoor gift.

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  2. Wow - we're impressed. The best we've done is a birdie carcas or a half eaten lizard!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  3. WHOA! Tripper, you've outdone yourself this time!

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  4. Wow! Trip what a thoughtful gift.

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  5. Wow. I'll have to work on the presentation.
    And make sure the desert iguana (all 18 inches of him)is fully dedded BEFORE I bring him inside to my Mommy. ~ CC Cat

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  6. She must have really loved it id she yelled your name really loud!

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  7. Eeeek, our mommy would have screamed if she saw this!

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  8. When it comes to gift giving, you really can't go wrong with innerds. It sounds like you have elevated the art of gift giving to a whole new level with your presentation skills. I think the Food Network should definitely hire you to do a show.

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