Monday, January 7

Santa Suks

Santa is a meen fat ole man he didn't git my hardly anything on my list and I tride REEEEEL hard for three or fore days beefore Krissmiss to be good for all the good it did me so I did not git a fire truk a drum set a grate tunnul box an AK-47 a Humvee a WEEEEE a tie-die mussul teeshert in many colors or werld peese (sorry MIMI) but I did git a 2-day supply of catnip and sum fether toys and a new skratcher (WICH DUZ NOT MAKE ANY NOIZE OR COME IN BRITE COLORS) and I got to sneek upstares and play KETCH THE WITE RAT with the wite rat hoo can sqweeze into many small openings and skreems like a gerl win I get close to him that Rocky cat sez its not werth it to not have fun all yeer just to keep Santa happy and I think maybey he's rite.
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  1. Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy7/1/08 2:38 PM

    That Santa......you never can tell what he is gonna do. I am sorry you didn't get at least a few more of the gifts you wanted....maybe next year.

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  2. Boots & the Interlopers7/1/08 4:34 PM

    Maybe Santa didn't think that the AK-47 would fit in the tunnel?
    try asking for a squirt gun from the Easter Bunny and see what that gets ya.

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  3. Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels7/1/08 5:37 PM

    Well, Trip ... Maybe Santa didn't have enough lead time to get you efurrything that you wanted. Maybe you should make your wishes known much earlier ... Like on the Fourth of July ... Ya know, "Christmas in July"?
    DMM

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  4. Kate (Pablo's mum)7/1/08 6:48 PM

    Maybe Rocky IS right... being good is pretty boring for cutting-edge tabby brothers like us. And who is this Santa guy, anyway?

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  5. Motor Home Cats7/1/08 8:03 PM

    Oh Tripper, We are sorry you didn't get most of the things you asked for and thankful you didn't get a couple of them. You might be a little too scary with an AK-47.

    Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

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  6. Memories of Eric and Flynn8/1/08 3:12 AM

    That wuzn't so good then. Mebbe the AK-47 put him off. Still at least you didn't end up wiv a black rock.

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  7. Monty Q. Kat8/1/08 7:40 AM

    Not even a fire truck? That isn't right!

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  8. Daisy8/1/08 9:05 AM

    Tripper, I think I know the problem here. You are not supposed to be good only for the few days before Christmas, you are supposed to be good ALL the time. So, since you were a little bit good, you got some of the things you wanted. So, maybe you should start being good now for next year...

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  9. Anonymous8/1/08 9:37 AM

    POOR TriPPEr!! i fink Santa ams a meenie too!!

    I asked foor a ponies and i did not get any ponies.

    *headbonks*
    Yoor Canadian pal, Ms. Tiger Woods.

    ps, pleese say Hi too yoor food Lady and MTF :)

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  10. Chrissie8/1/08 2:18 PM

    Hey, Buddy, I know exactly how you feel..I wanted a a speshul frend like Skeezix has and like some of the other guys on the cat blogosphere have but I still don't have one. I guess I'll have to just be a bachelor cat forever.

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  11. The Meezers or Billy8/1/08 5:56 PM

    I think you goit a point there about the being good. we was hoping at least you got the humvee

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  12. Hot(M)BC8/1/08 6:27 PM

    Well, gee, Tripper. Bummer.

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  13. The Fluffy Tribe9/1/08 10:45 AM

    Trip, perhaps yer present was chasin the white rat ~the FLuffy TRibe

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  14. Black Cat10/1/08 8:36 PM

    Well, I'm glad you got some nice things anyway. BTW, I laffed and laffed at your Thursday 13, you are very funny:) xxx

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