Tuesday, January 15

YIKES!!!!


SINSE I AM SUCH A BIGMAN CAT I HAVE A HARD TIME SQWISHING UNDER FENSES AND STUFF AND IT HAS CAWZED ME TO GO BALD BEEFORE YOO KNOW IT I WILL LOOK LIKE DRAGONHART AND MERLIN!!!!!!!! DON'T WERRY I SKOFF AT PANE!!!!! ROCKY SEZ I SHOOD USE THE OPPERTOONITY TO HAVE SUM GERL CATS COME OVER AND CUMFERT ME AND THAT AN ENGLISH AKSENT WOODN'T HERT SINSE I ALMOST LOOK LIKE JON LEWK PIKARD AND HE MAKES MY LADEY ALL TINGLEY.

19 comments:

  1. Holy Shmoly Trip! That looks like it would hurt to do that! Go OVER the fence dude!

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  2. I agree with the previous poster. Going over the fence is much safer, unless it has barbed wire on the top or something. It should work as a sympathy play with the girl cats, though.

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  3. Oh my, that looks painful.
    It reminded momma of a cheesy shirt she seen a long time ago, "That's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for my sex machine."

    Whatever that means....Momma's are odd ducks.

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  4. I will second what the Meezers said. I also hope your fur grows back. If not, you can say you did it on purpose to make a statement, kind of like the humans who have a mohawk.

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  5. Dis is Phinney dat boycat taukin here. Is you relly goin bald? I never metted a bald boy cat before 'cept Dragonheart and him's brofur Merlin, but deys bald allover and was borned dat way. My peep man is kind hairless too, but dats normal for hu-mans. I betcha youze had lotsa 'citin 'ventures outsida yur huse. My peep lady finks you is hansum in a "bad guy" kinda way. Ize not sure whut dat means, but i fink its apposed to be a good fing.

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  6. Good grief! Maybe you should stay in the house too! Actually....I was thinking Mao needed an outdoor enclosure.....maybe you need one too!

    Hope your owie gets better and you get some Vixens to comfort you!

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  7. Yikes is right! That looks very hurty. Maybe you could try Rogaine to grow your furs back. If that does not work, there is always the Hair Club for Men.

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  8. Oh my goodness, what on earth did you do Tripper? You should go over the fence, not under it!

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  9. oooooohhhhh poor Tripper!!! I cood fly down and put some soothing lotions onnit... and the baldness adds karakter.

    *gentle headbonks*
    Ms Tiger Woods in Canada

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  10. Ouch - that looks painful! Hope it grows back.

    So...you think girls find an English accent sexy? Because I have one, you know - maybe I am more popular with the ladies than I thought!

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  11. Holy CATS! Does that hurt Trip? I hopes not!!

    I's gots an award for you comes see it on my blog!

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  12. "Wow" that looks bad please be careful.

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  13. That baldie spot just adds to yer Bad Mancat karrikter. If yoo want to learn an English axsent we can teach yoo.

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  14. Trip ... You've gotta learn to CLIMB, dood! Maybe Rocky can find you a toupée or something.

    DMM

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  15. That looks very hurty. We hope it doesn't hurt too much.

    Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

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  16. That must smart just a little - even though you scoff at pain. We prefer going over fences ourselves,

    Purrs

    Gypsy & Tasha

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  17. Hey, scars of war, man, scars of war..chicks dig'em! Milk'em all you can.

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  18. Oh my gosh, Tripper! That is pretty incredible? Couldn't you just jump the fence??? Or stay inside?

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