I AM ON THE FRUNT PAGE OF CATSINBOXES.COM!!!!

I THINK THIS WILL MAKE ME EVEN MORE FAMEUSS THAN HAVING SARAH PAYLIN'S GRANDSUN NAMED AFTER ME!!!! IF YOO GO TO CATSINBOXES.COM YOO CAN SEE ME ON THE FRUNT PAGE. I'M KINDA INKOGNEETO. WOOOOOHOOOOOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I WANT MY NAME BAK!!!!!!

MY BEST BUNNYKIKKING BUDDY FIONA LET ME KNOW THAT SARAH PAYLIN'S DOTTER NAMED HER BABY AFTER ME!!!!!! BUT WATE DUZ THAT MEEN I HAVE TO GIT ANUTHER NAME AND CAN I SOO??? CUZ I LIKE MY NAME IT'S A GRATE NAME AND I WUNT TO KEEP IT!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO ONE MORE YEER TILL I HAFTA START BEING GOOD AGIN!

KRISTMISS FOTOS!!!!!

HEY EVRYBUDDY I WUNTED TO SHOW YOO THE GRATE KRISTMISS OWTFIT I WARED YESTERDAY (HOLD ON LADIES, YER GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY!!!!!!)

AND HEER I AM ASLEEP NEXT TO MY LADY'S KRISSMISS HAT IT IS A FESTIV HAT AND I LIKE IT LOTS:

MARY KRISTMISS!!!!!

From Rocky, Skeezy, Mao and
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!

I MITE NOT BE GITTING ANYTHING FRUM SANTA CUZ IN ADDISHUN TO LIKKING ALL THE PARTY SHRIMP BEEFORE THE PAWTY I NOKT ALL THE RUMBALLS ON THE FLOOR BUT SANTA IF YOO LOVE HARDKORE RUMBALLS AND DON'T MIND A LITTLE CAT HARE I CAN SET YOO UP!!!!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!

GIT A LODE OF THAT MANCATLINESS!!!!

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLLYDAY!!!!

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLIDAY CALLED HANNYKUH!!!! IT IS A HOLIDAY WARE YOO GIT PREZINTS FOR 8 NITES INSTED OF JUST ONE DAY AND I RED THE ROOLZ CAREFULLY AND IT DUZN'T SAY ANYWARE THAT YOO HAVE TO BE GOOD TO GIT THE PREZINTS!!!!! WOO HOO! THIS IS MY KIND OF HOLLYDAY!!! IF YOO NEED MY ADDRESS TO SEND ME MY 8 PREZINTS, JUST LEEVE A COMMENT!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT CUZ YOO CANT START TOO ERLY SUKKING UP TO THE PEEPUL HOO PUT IN A GOOD WERD FOR YOO WITH SANTA CLAWS AND I KNOW I'VE GOT MY LADEY BAMBOOZULD BUT THE MAN IS A HARD NUT TO KRAK SO I FOWND THIS FUNNY HAT LAYING AROWND AND I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE LIKED IT CUZ IT'S BIN KOLD KOLD KOLD AND HE DUZN'T HAVE MUCH HED FURS JUST PINK SKIN AND WIN HE TUCHES ME HIS FINGERS ARE LIKE ICICLES WELL THE HAT DUZN'T HELP HIS FINGERS BUT IT STILL MAKES HIM WARM AND HAPPY HOW MUCH LONGER TILL KRISSMISS CUZ IT IS VARY HARD BEIN GOOD FOR THIS LONG I THINK I'M GONNA IXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GIT TO BE LUCIA!!!!

MY LADEY SEZ I CAN BE THE SANKTA LUCIA TODAY IF I WARE MY HAT RITE BUT I HAVE A PROBLIM CUZ MY CANDLES ARE NOT EREKT HOW DO I MAKE THEM POINT STRATE UP ???????PLEEZE AND THANK YOO THIS IS AN EMERJINSY CUZ IF I DON'T GIT IT FIXED MAYBEY THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WILL GIT TO BE LUCIA AND HE JUST WOODN'T BE AS GOOD AS ME I'M THE BEST BOY IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY SEZ SO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

BEST BUTTIES!!!!!!

HEER I AM AGIN SLEEPIN TODAY WITH MY BEST BUTTIE MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE WE DID SUM GOOD NAPPIN TOGETHER HE IS MY VARY BEST FURREVER FREND AND I LOVE HIM!!!!! HE KINDA HAS BAD BRETH BUT GOOD BUTTIES DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOWT THAT TO EECH OTHER YOO JUST OFFER HIM A PITR PAT OR AN ALTOID OR JUST BARY YER NOZE IN ANUTHER CATS BUTT SO YOO DON'T HAFTA SMELL HIS RANK BRETH ITS LIKE DOOD SUMTHING DIDE IN THARE I THINK I'M GONNA HERL, BUT I AM STILL VARY VARY VARY VARY HAPPY THAT I HAVE A BEST BUTTIE. EVEN IF ITS MAO. PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMC I AM SO IXSITED I'M ABOWT TO JUMP OWT OF MY SKIN AFTER WERKIN' IT FOR YEERS AND YEERS I HAVE FINELY BECOME BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WE HANG TOGETHER AND I GROOM HIM NICE AND HE LETS ME USE HIM AS A PILLOW WE ARE BUTTIES AND I'M SO HAPPY TO FINELY HAVE A FREND BECUZ NOBUDDY LIKES ME MUCH ::SAD FACE:: EVEN THO I TRY TO BE FRENDS WITH EVRYBUDDY AND I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO WELL SUMTIMES AT LEEST I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO AND IT'S ALL PADE OFF CUZ I FINELY HAVE A BEST BEST FURREVER FREND!!!!!!

HELLO LADEEZ!

A CUPPUL OF WEEKS AGO A FAMUSS CAT FOTOGRAFFER CAME TO OWR HOWSE TO TAKE PIKCHERS OF THAT SKINNY LITTUL WITE CAT BUT HE TOOK MY PIKCHER TOO BECUZ HE NOZE A HANSUM BIGMAN CAT WIN HE SEES ONE THIS IS MY "HELLO LADEEZ" LOOK DUZ IT MAKE YOO HOT LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!

DO I HAVE BOOBS????

SUM OF THE OTHER CATS IN MY HOWSE ARE MAKING FUN OF ME AND THEY SAY I GOTS BOOBS WICH IS NO WAY NO HOW RITE CUZ I AM A BIGMAN CAT THEY SEZ WARE THARE'S NIPS THARE BOOBS AND THAT JUST CANNOT BE RITE CUZ I AM A BIGMAN CAT I AM RUFF AND TUFF AND FULL OF TURKEY TOO I LOVE THANKSGIVING AND I SLEEPED IN MY LADEY'S ARMS LAST NITE THAT MADE ME PURR SO I GROOMD HER REEL GOOD ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ARMPITS ON BOTH ARMS I GIT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED BECUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

TABBY TOOZDAY

I'M A VARY GOOD HELPER I HELP THE MAN WITH THE INNERNETS AND I EVEN PUSH THE BUTTONS ON THAT BLACK THING IT MAKES HIM SAY TRIPPER REELY LOWD I LIKE LOWD TABBYS ARE THE MOST HELPFULEST CATS LIFE'S A TRIP!

Rules for stray cats in owr howse

I found this in a pile of stuff the man had given to My Ladey:

Strict, Unbending Rules

For Dealing With Psyko Stray Cats

1. Stray cats will not be fed.

2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.

3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.

4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk,
yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.

6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.

7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.

8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.

9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.

10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".

11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.

13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.

14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.

15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.

16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.

17. Stray cats will sleep outside.

18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.

20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.

21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.

22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.

23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.

24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.

25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.

26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.

27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is using it.

source: http://www.catscans.com/straycats.htm

I GOT STUFF IN THE MALE!!!!!

THE CAROLINA CATS SENDED US SUM COLLAR CHARMZ AND THARE WAS A CARD WITH NIP IN IT SO I NOKT THE CARD ON THE FLOOR AND PAST OWT AFTER I INHALED ALL THE NIP I LOVE THE CAROLINA CATS FINNY BUDDY AND JAZZY YER THE BEST LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOOOOO

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

LOOKEEY WHUT I FOWND THIS GRATE NIT BLANKIT THAT SMELLS REELY INTRISTING LIKE CATNIP AND GOFERS ROLLED INTO ONE I ROLLED ALL OVER IT AND GOT MY SMELLS ON IT AND IT STILL SMELT KINDA LIKE GOFERS IT IS VARY CUMFY AND EVEN THO IT DUZN'T HAVE ANY BRITE RANEBOW COLORS I THINK IT IS PRITTY SO I AM MAKING IT THE NEW OFFISHUL TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT BLANKIT PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

I LOVE PEESE. LIKE PEESES OF TOONA THOZE ARE YUMMY AND PEESES OF CHIKKIN OR HAMBERGERS WHUT????? REELLY??? OH MY BAD. THIS IS ALL ABOWT THE PEESE WARE PEEPUL OR CATS DON'T KILL BUT INSTED ARE IN A HAPPY PLACE SO I GESS THAT MEENS I WON'T BE CAMPED UNDER THE BERD FEEDER TODAY IN HONOR OF MIMI LENNOX I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ANY BERDS OR GOFERS GO DED TODAY THIS WAS NOT A GOOD WEEK IN ONE WAY CUZ MY LADEY GOT LADE OFF ALL CUZ OF GEORGE BUSH AND HOW HE RECKED THE COUNTRY BUT IT IS A GOOD WEEK CUZ WE ELEKTED A PREZIDENT HOOZ VEEPEE IZN'T HOT TO START BOMMING THE BEEJEZUS OWT OF EVRY COUNTRY ON THE GLOBE EVEN THE ONES SHE CAN'T SEE FRUM HER HOWSE AND SHE PURRNOWNSES NOOKLEEUR "NOOK-YOO-LER" JUST LIKE GEORGE BUSH WICH DRIVES MY LADEY INSANE  I LOVE MIMI LENNOX CUZ SHE LOOKS GOOD IN A PENSIL SKERT AND SHE GITS EVRYBUDDY THINKIN ABOWT PEESE EVEN IF IT MEENS I CAN'T MAKE BERDS GO DED TODAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

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ABOWT THE CATBOX THING

MY VARY VARY FAVERITE PART OF THE DAY IS WIN THE PEEPUL KLEEN THE CAT BOXES AND THE POOPS ARE GONE AND THE VERY SECUND THEY GIT DUN (AKSHULLY, NOT EVEN WIN THEY GIT DUN SUMTIMES I JUMP RITE IN WILE THARE STILL SKOOPING) I JUMP RITE IN AND I DIG TO CHINA CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE TO DIG AND THEN SUMTIMES I THINK TO MYSELF HAY TRIPPER YOO DON'T REELY HAVE TO GO DO YOO AND SO I JUST LAY DOWN RITE THARE IN THE CAT BOX IN THE NICE KLEEN LITTER AND START CHILLAXIN!!!! YOO SHOOD TRY IT IT'S FUN FUN FUN!!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I'M A JESTER!!!!!!

I GOT A HALLOWEEN COSTOOM THAT IS A JESTER COSTOOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHUT A JESTER IS BUT THE COSTOOM IS SHINY WITH LOTS OF COLOR AND BELLS AND SHINYNESS ALL OVER I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT IN FAKT I WINT TO SLEEP WARING IT LAST NITE!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!

I GOT TO RIDE IN THE CAR AGIN!!!!

I GOT TO RIDE IN THE CAR AGIN TODAY JUST LIKE LAST WEEKEND BECUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP I WAS A GOOD BOY CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE RIDING IN THE CAR THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BIG CAR NOT THE DINKY BLOO MASHEEN BECUZ I AM A BIG MAN CAT AND I NEED TO RIDE IN A BIG MAN TRUK THEY HAD A PRITTY RED BERDIE AT THE SPA PLACE: AND THE BIG MAN POKED ME AND COMMENTED ON WHUT A BIG BOY I AM AND HE ALWAYZ ASKS ABOWT SKEEZIX AND WIN ARE THEY GONNA GIT TO SEE SKEEZIX AGIN WICH IS ROOD CUZ I AM THE ONE ON THE TABLE BUT I LIKE THE MAN CUZ HE SMELLS INTRISTING I HAVE A FLEE ALERJEY EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE FLEES HEER HE'S LOOKIN FOR THEM:

AND THEN HE WINT OWT OF THE ROOM AND THE OTHER GUY SED WHUT A BYOOTIFUL CAT I AM AND WHUT A NICE KOTE I HAVE WICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE CUZ I WUZN'T WARIN A KOTE I WUZ NOOOOD! AND THEN THE BIG MAN CAME BAK IN AND PUT A PRIK IN MY BUTT AND I DIDN'T EVEN SQWERM WIN HE DID THAT CUZ IT WAS JUST A LITTUL PRIK AND IT WUZN'T VARY HERTY I HERD THEY GAVE ME STARE-OIDS JUST LIKE THAT CHEETER BERRY BONDS HOO MY LADEY DUZN'T LIKE SO I DON'T LIKE HIM EETHER I HOPE I DON'T GIT BACNE OR A GINORMOUS HED LIFE'S A TRIP DID I MENSHUN I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP IN THE CAR?????? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

MY TRIP TO THE SPA!!!!

I GOT TO GO TO A SPA ON SATERDAY CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!! THE MAN PIKT AT ME AND TUCHT ME BAK THARE AND PUT SUMTHING KOLD IN MY POOPER AND THEY WADE ME (19 POWNDS, THANK YOO VARY MUCH THAT'S MANCAT TERRITORY) AND BECUZ I HAVE A FLEE ALLERJEY THEY HAD TO PUT MORE FLEE POIZUN ON ME AND THEY GAVE ME A BATH WITH LAVENDER AND EVRYBUDDY THARE SED I WAS SO GOOD AND EVRY TIME THEY SED THAT MY LADEY SED YOO WUNT HIM? BUT I THINK SHE WUZ KIDDING CUZ SHE CAME BAK FOR ME NOW I SMELL GOOD PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

WHUT WAS HE DOIN' DOWN THARE???????

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

JUST A CUPPUL O' MANCATS HANGIN' OWT WE ARE BUTTIES CUZ SEE OWR BUTTS ARE TUCHING RITE THARE AND I THINK MAO REELY LIKES ME HE STILL DUZN'T LIKE WIN I LIK HIM BUT HE'S COMING AROWND I CAN TELL BUTTIES I TELL YA!

I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED ALL NITE!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED LAST NITE ALL NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO SLEEP BEEFORE HE COOD THROW ME DOWN THE STARES AND THE LADEY TERND THE LITE OWT AND I GOT TO SLEEP BY HER AND I WAS GOOD GOOD GOOD I STADE STILL AND DIDN'T MOOVE AROWND OR DO LIKE THIS CAT DID:



I THINK THIS MEENS THE LADEY IS GOING TO KEEP ME AND THIS IS MY FURREVER HOME AND I HOPE I GET TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED EVRY NITE DON'T TELL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN THO MAO AND ROCKY ARE REELY KRANKY THIS MORNING I THINK THEY REALIZE THAT I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

YOO HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS MOOVEY!

I THINK IT'S PORN OR SUMTHIN! KLIK HEER TO SEE IT IT MADE ME FEEL FUNNY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

THUD THURZDAY

YOO NEED TO BIGGIFY TO SEE MY BIGNESS AND MY NIPS I LOVE SLEEPIN ON THE WARM LAWNDRY IT'S GRATE YOO SHOOD TRY IT!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

WERDLESS WENZDAY

IT'S FINELY MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

BOYOHBOYOHBOY I'VE BIN WAITING FOR THIS DAY ALL YEER CUZ I LOVE CAP'N SLAPPY AND OL' CHUMBUCKET AND ARRRGGGHHHH I MAKE A FINE PIRATE AND THE WENCHES WILL BE ALL OVER ME MAKE SHUR YOO WARE YER WENCHIEST OWTFITS AND THEN I'LL MEOW, "WELL BLOW ME DOWN" AND "WALK THE PLANK." YO HO HO AND A BOTTUL OF TOONA JOOSE LIFE'S A TRIP!

I GOT 2 AWARDS FRUM THE KELLYCATS!

STRYDER, SCOTCHY and SUGAR GAVE ME TWO AWARDS! CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN CASTRO VALLEY AND I CAN'T WATE FOR MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! AND I THINK SUGAR'S HOT FOR ME BUT THEN HOO IZN'T???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! LIFE'S A TRIP! AND WATCH OWT WENCHES, CUZ I WILL MAKE YOO WALK THE PLANK ON MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!

PLEEZE AND THANK YOO KELLYKATS FOR THIS GRATE AWARD!!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

YOO CAN SEE MY NEW COLLER IT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR GREEN AND IT HAS SPARKLIES AND IT KINDA MATCHES MY EYES I WANNA HEER PARKER GO THUD!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

SUNDAY SIT-IN

WHUT THE ......?

Furchin Friday

GET A LODE OF THAT, LADEEZ: 20 POWNDS OF FURCHIN FUN! DIG IN!!!

WHUT A MANCAT COLLAR LOOKS LIKE

HEER IS MY MANCAT COLLAR -- AS YOO CAN SEE IT GITS A REEL WERKOWT CUZ I AM A BIG STRONG BURLY MANCAT AND I DO LOTS OF STUFF THAT MAKES MY COLLAR GIT ALL BEET UP!!!

I NEED A LADDER SO I CAN GIT HI

I WISH A FUN CAT LIKE THIS LIVED WITH ME CUZ THE CATS I LIVE WITH ARE DUDS.

WARE DID THE INNERNETS GO?

I TRIDE TO RITE MY BLOG BUT I JUST GOT A WHITE SKREEN AND MY LADEY SED SORRY TRIP NO INNERNETS:


I THOT MAYBEY IF LOOKED HARD ENUF I COOD FIND THEM. I LOOKED AND LOOKED BUT STILL NO INNERNETS:

SO I TRIDE THE TRIDE AND TROO TEKNEEK OF BOXING THE BEJEEZUZ OWT OF THE COMPYOOTER SKREEN:STILL NO INNERNETS OR AS JETER HARRIS WOOD SAY DUHR. NUTHIN.

THAT'S WHUT I'M TALKIN' ABOWT!!!

NEE-HI TERDS! NO FOODS! IT'S IXZAKTLY WHUT I'M DEELING WITH RITE NOW AND THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE ME DO YOO THINK SHE'S MY SISTER SHE'S HOT!

Tripper Toozday

WHAT THE WIRLYBERD CAT TOY LOOKS LIKE BEEFORE TRIPPER AND AFTER TRIPPER!!!! I'M A MAYNIAK! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

Mancat Munday

I'M BUSHED FRUM SO MUCH FUN THE LAST FEW DAZE THE LOWD PEEPUL WERE HEER AND THEY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN ABOWT 80 TIMES EVEN WITH THE BIG SINE ON THE DOOR TO KEEP IT CLOZED SO I COOD ESKAPE FRUM THE HOWSE AS MUCH AS I WUNTED AND THEN GO CHASE BERDS AND STAY OWT ALL NITE CUZ THAT'S WHUT MANCATS DO!!!!!!

AND MONTY Q CAT MY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD I FEEL VARY BAD FOR YOO AN YER FAMLY I WISH I COOD MAKE THE HERTS GO AWAY I'M NOT USHAYMED TO SAY I LOVE YA DOOD.

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

A BUNCH OF PEEPUL SHODE UP AT OWR HOWSE TODAY AND THEY CAME INSIDE AND THEY PLAYED WITH ME AND PUT THARE HANDS OWT SO I WOOD LIK THEM AND I DID AND THEY SED WHUT A PRITTY CAT I WAS AND THARE WERE PEEPUL PEEPUL EVRYWARE IT WAS THE BEST JUST THE BEST BEST BEST BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND I HOPE THEY STAY HEER FUREVER CUZ I REELY LIKE THEM AND THEY LIKE ME AND IT WAS FUN I LOVE MY LADEY BUT SHE AND THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN ARE KINDA BIG DUDS WIN IT COMES TO HAVING FUN FUN FUN PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

I ENTERED MY BEST FREND MONTYS DOIN THE Q KONTEST!!!

IF YOO HAVEN'T YET ENTERD MONTY Q CAT'S DOIN THE Q CONTEST YOO MITE AS WELL THROW IN THE TOWL CUZ I SUBMITTED MY WINNING ENTRY TODAY!!!!!!!

I WAS BAD YESTERDAY!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!

I HAD A GRATE DAY YESTERDAY I DID NOT GO IN THE HOWSE AT NITE LIKE I AM SUPPOST TO DO EVEN THO THEY CALLED AND CALLED FOR ME THEY SED TRIPPER! TRIP TRIP TRIPPER! TRIPPEROONI! AND I JUST KEPT QWIET AND STILL UNTIL AFTER A FEW HOWRS THEY STOPT CALLING ME AND I STADE OWT ALL NITE AND HUNTED FOR FURRY GOFERS AND MOWSIES AND I LOSTED MY RANEBOW COLLER I WAS JUST WACKED WITH KRAZINESS AND WIN MY LADEY LET ME IN IN THE MORNING SHE SED OH TRIPPER WARE'S YER COLLAR AND SHE GAVE ME A BRAND NEW ONE THAT'S RED WITE AND BLOO WITH STARS ON IT AND BELLS TOO AND I ATE A BIG BREKFIST AND THEN I WINT UPSTARES INTO THE PEEPUL BEDROOM AND I JUMPT ON THAT OLD TUXIE GEEZER AND THEN I WINT INTO THAT NEET RED TENT AND THE TUNNUL BOX THE LADEY SED I WAS FULL OF VINEGAR BUT I DIDN'T DRINK ANY VINEGAR AT ALL I SWARE I AM JUST BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!! I'VE HERD THAT CHIKS DIG BAD BOYS! OOPS I JUST FARTED HAHAHAHAAHA! OOOOH STINKY

YUMMY MUNDAY

YOO MITE BE WUNDERING WHUT I'M DOING SITTING HEER LOOKING WHUT'S CALLED PENSIVE YOO MITE HAVE TO BIGGIFY TO SEE ME UNDER DA TREE:THIS IS A RESTRAUNT I GO TO EVRY DAY MY LADEY PUTS LOTS OF BERD BATE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND THE BERDIES COME TO EET AND THEN IF THARE NOT CAREFUL I GIT TO EET TOO!!!! AND IT'S NOT JUST THE BERDIES HOO COME LITTLE FURRY THINGS COME BUT THARE HARDER TO KETCH I SHOOD GIT THREE MORE BELLS FOR ONE OF THEM
BUT ITS HARD FOR ME TO GO TO THE RESTRAWNT EVRY DAY CUZ THE LADEY KEEPS ME LOCKED UP IN THE HOWSE SO I CAN'T EET BERDIES BUT WIN I GIT OWT I GO STRATE TO THE RESTRAWNT HAPPY MUNDAY EVRYBUDDY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!! (IS THAT BETTER JETER HARRIS??)